Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck. (27%)
• What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck (23%)
• What did one leprechaun say to the other? Let's take an elfie. (18%)
• Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because real rocks are too heavy. (14%)
• How do you make gold soup? Use 24 carrots (9%)
• People don't think grass be we in the morning ... but it dew (5%)
• What's the difference between a magician and a leprechaun? One does hat tricks; the other does pat-tricks. (5%)
• If it ain't brogue, don't fix it! (0%)