Insect Puns

Insect Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

I ordered a dozen bees but received 13, the extra one was a free bee. (52%)
A fly is buzzing around on a hot summer afternoon when he notices a smaller bug on his back. He asks the smaller bug, “Are you a mite?” The smaller bug says, “I might be.” Says the fly, “That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard.” The mite replies, “Wh (22%)
What do you find on the ground and a hundred feet in the air? A centipede lying on its back (17%)
the mite replies, What did you expect, I just made it up on the fly. (4%)
What do you call flies without wings? Walks. (4%)

Votes: 23