Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ....now if we could only get it to make a u-turn. (36%)
• butter flies like a flower. (18%)
• But It keeps missing the target. (18%)
• and my butt is the target. (9%)
• Straight passed my head, leaving me dizzy and asking, where did it go?! (9%)
• By the time I get my fly swatter the pesky things are gone. (5%)
• .... unless you believe in reincarnation... then it's more like a boomerang. (5%)
• but I stop on a dime.. (0%)
• And it wized right passed my head. (0%)