The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for "I always take life with a grain of salt......" is:
The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for "I always take life with a grain of salt......" is:

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  • .... but it's the pepper that's hard to swallow! (35%)
  • ....luckily my life is a shot of tequila with a slice of lemon. (17%)
  • ....and other people provide the vinegar. (17%)
  • ....but even then sometimes it's too salty. (9%)
  • ....Now you should see the thumping great bag of salt I have to cart around all the time! (9%)
  • ....and then another grain, and another, much to the chagrin of my doctor! (4%)
  • ....I try to rub as much in to it's wounds as it tries to rub it into mine. I don't know which ones winning but there's a whole lot of screaming going on! (4%)
  • ....but take care to ensure it's low-sodium. (4%)
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