The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for "I always take life with a grain of salt......" is:
The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for "I always take life with a grain of salt......" is:
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- .... but it's the pepper that's hard to swallow!
(35%)
- ....luckily my life is a shot of tequila with a slice of lemon.
(17%)
- ....and other people provide the vinegar.
(17%)
- ....but even then sometimes it's too salty.
(9%)
- ....Now you should see the thumping great bag of salt I have to cart around all the time!
(9%)
- ....and then another grain, and another, much to the chagrin of my doctor!
(4%)
- ....I try to rub as much in to it's wounds as it tries to rub it into mine. I don't know which ones winning but there's a whole lot of screaming going on!
(4%)
- ....but take care to ensure it's low-sodium.
(4%)
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