The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for “I discovered I scream the same way whether................” is:

The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for “I discovered I scream the same way whether................” is:

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

...anyone is there to listen, or not! (28%)
even if I'm naked or have clothes on!!!! (16%)
In a ditch...Dressed like a witch...Even hitched, I'm outta pitch, I'll never get rich! (16%)
it is chocolate or vanilla ... always in a cone. (12%)
...I am awake or asleep. (8%)
...you're wearing that Freddy Krueger mask or not. (8%)
......I'm petrified or just over-excited! (8%)
I turn my head left or right!! (4%)

Votes: 25