The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for “Before you criticize someone......” is:

The best Paraprosdokian Sentence ending for “Before you criticize someone......” is:

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you will be a mile away and they won't have shoes. (35%)
look in the mirror! (35%)
walk a mile in their shoes unless their shoes is a size 9 and you use size 13. (13%)
make sure you don't ever need something from them. (13%)
...remember what your momma taught ya. (4%)
...learn how to spell it! (0%)

Votes: 23