Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..this will keep her from ducking into the stores and using the credit card. (19%)
• ..Wow this sidewalk is icy (13%)
• ..I now have the chance to get the ring back! (10%)
• ..I gotta find a bathroom real soon! (10%)
• ..I hope I don't mess this up. (10%)
• ..Wonder if I should tell her am actually a woman. (6%)
• ..Daddy's Little Girl is NOT going to run across the street without looking! (6%)
• ..just keep making my advances on her and I'll have her wanting to come back to my apartment! 👹 (6%)
• ..Quit trying to pick my pockets (3%)
• ..wow I hope she doesn't think that I love her. (3%)
• ..Just checking to see if she's got sweaty hands. (3%)
• ..I want my darn keys! (3%)
• ..Wow maybe I should tell him that I knocked out the last guy that touched me (3%)
• ..I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. (3%)
• ..Can't wait to try out this new Judo grip! (0%)