Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by hoot
Please read the Discussion Board Rules before participating in the discussion boards. Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board!(unknown photo) Winners will be GONGED_WITH_THE_WIN! Gonged With The Win!
To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun. 2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time. 3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time. 4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject. Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.(#5595092) Re: April Puns about Shoes
Posted by HeartOnFire on 13 Apr 2024 at 12:13PM Man is in a shoe shop trying on a shoe. Said to assistant, "It's too tight!" She replies, "Try it with the tongue out." Man: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!" (#5595060) Re: April Puns about Shoes
(#5595047) Re: April Puns about Shoes
(#5595008) Re: April Puns about Shoes
Posted by ladyvic on 13 Apr 2024 at 5:55AM I used to be a shoe salesman, until they gave me the boot.
(#5594974) Re: April Puns about Shoes
Posted by kiwiyeti on 13 Apr 2024 at 3:53AM My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday. I'm getting some weird looks as I walk down the street
(#5594901) Re: April Puns about Shoes
Posted by LittleTree on 12 Apr 2024 at 7:08PM What did the shoe say when it found its match? “I’ve found my sole mate!” (#5594850) Re: April Puns about Shoes
(#5593336) Re: April Puns about Shoes
(#5593310) Re: April Puns about Shoes
(#5593308) April Puns about Shoes
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Apr 2024 at 7:55AM Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.
(#5593307) Re: Our Pun winner is PattyMac
(#5593298) Re: Our Pun winner is PattyMac
Posted by rabbitoid on 6 Apr 2024 at 7:15AM She will first have to change her name to PunnyMac, though.
(#5593296) Our Pun winner is PattyMac
(#5591155) Time to vote for your favorite Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold
(#5587072) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold
Posted by HeartOnFire on 13 Mar 2024 at 7:46PM What's the difference between a magician and a leprechaun? One does hat tricks; the other does pat-tricks.
(#5587020) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold
(#5586852) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold
Posted by LittleTree on 12 Mar 2024 at 7:19PM What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. (#5586811) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold
Posted by jbdobie on 12 Mar 2024 at 3:35PM Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because real rocks are too heavy.
(#5586721) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold
Posted by ladyvic on 12 Mar 2024 at 7:45AM What did one leprechaun say to the other? Let's take an elfie.
(#5586555) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold
(#5586529) Re: Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold
Posted by jroyster on 11 Mar 2024 at 2:47PM People don't think grass be we in the morning ... but it dew
(#5586507) Pun for March - leprechaun, or clovers, or gold
Posted by PattyMac on 11 Mar 2024 at 1:18PM Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck.
(#5586439) We have a Winner
(#5584473) Re- vote please
Posted by hoot on 3 Mar 2024 at 4:44AM There was a mistake on the previous poll brought to my attention. My sincere Apology. I have redone the poll and asking you all to please re-vote.
(#5584204) Re: Time to vote for your favorite Valentine Pun
(#5584201) Re: Time to vote for your favorite Valentine Pun
(#5584196) Time to vote for your favorite Valentine Pun
(#5579067) Re: Valentine Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 13 Feb 2024 at 4:26PM What flowers give the most kisses on Valentines Day - Tulips
(#5578781) Re: Valentine Puns
(#5578560) Re: Valentine Puns
(#5578549) Re: Valentine Puns
Posted by Jools on 11 Feb 2024 at 8:36AM You've gotta pizza my heart.{ Image: media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/16/96/f6/ea/photo0jpg.jpg }(#5578537) Re: Valentine Puns
(#5578536) Re: Valentine Puns
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 11 Feb 2024 at 6:46AM Looking forward to spending koala-ty time together this Valentine’s Day.
(#5578522) Valentine Puns
(#5578521) Winner is hoot
(#5576950) Time to Vote for your favorite pun
(#5572854) Re: Weather puns
(#5572584) Re: Weather puns
(#5572450) Re: Weather puns
(#5572424) Re: Weather puns
(#5572414) Re: Weather puns
(#5572402) Re: Weather puns
(#5572381) Re: Weather puns
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Jan 2024 at 9:46AM I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy right now
(#5572378) Re: Weather puns
(#5572365) Weather puns
Posted by Jools on 18 Jan 2024 at 8:52AM With extreme weather making headlines lately, lets have weather as our next topic
(#5572358) Re: the winner is Jools
(#5572320) the winner is Jools
(#5566772) Time to Vote for your favorite Snow Pun
(#5566746) Re: Snow puns
(#5566692) Re: Snow puns
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 30 Dec 2023 at 9:23PM What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women? – Snowballs. (#5566592) Re: Snow puns
Posted by HeartOnFire on 30 Dec 2023 at 3:01PM How do snowmen make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
(#5566235) Re: Snow puns
(#5566231) Re: Snow puns
(#5566230) Re: Snow puns
(#5566165) Re: Snow puns
(#5566153) Re: Snow puns
Posted by PattyMac on 29 Dec 2023 at 9:06AM It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow, but now icy (#5566009) Re: Snow puns
Posted by rabbitoid on 29 Dec 2023 at 12:26AM Is there winter in Hollywood? Sure. their snow business like show business.
(#5566008) Snow puns
Posted by Jools on 29 Dec 2023 at 12:18AM What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman. (#5564298) Re: Winner is Jools
Posted by hoot on 23 Dec 2023 at 2:03PM **Lover of Darkness** also tied on the poll! I missed at the time, She will get a Christmas token and pun token. for the error. to both her and Jools.
(#5564229) Re: Winner is Jools
(#5564228) Re: Winner is Jools
(#5564206) Re: Winner is Jools
(#5564019) Re: Winner is Jools
(#5563928) Winner is Jools
(#5562879) Re: Christmas Quiz #4
(#5562591) Christmas Quiz #4
Posted by hoot on 18 Dec 2023 at 4:54AM Question: Which Christmas carol mentions “a star, a star, dancing in the night with a tail as big as a kite”?Question: Which carol includes the lyrics “In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is Parson Brown”?Question: Which Christmas carol was originally composed in German and includes the words “Stille Nacht”?(#5561676) Time to vote for your favorite Christmas Pun
(#5560624) Re: Quiz #3
(#5560319) Quiz #3
Posted by hoot on 10 Dec 2023 at 5:59AM Please do not answer here. Send me a PM.Question: What U.S. state is home to the town of Santa Claus? Question: In total, how many gifts were given in the "Twelve Days of Christmas"? Question: What is the Hawaiian word for Santa Claus? (#5560316) Re: 2nd Christmas Quiz
(#5560248) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
Posted by **Lover of Darkness** on 9 Dec 2023 at 9:47PM Santa say's..........It's the most wonderful day for a beer..
(#5560062) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
Posted by LittleTree on 9 Dec 2023 at 8:09AM Have any of you seen Santa lately? Without him I’m just a rebel without a Claus. (#5560047) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
(#5559979) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
Posted by Jools on 9 Dec 2023 at 1:06AM I'm having a Star Trek Christmas To coldly go where snowman has gone before. (#5559872) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Dec 2023 at 3:01PM I can feel the Christmas spirit from my head to my mistletoes!
(#5559863) Re: So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
(#5559776) So what follows thanksgiving? ah yes, the guy in red.
(#5559739) We have a winner for Thanksgiving Pun
(#5559737) 2nd Christmas Quiz
Posted by hoot on 8 Dec 2023 at 6:10AM Do not post answer here, send pm to me.1. How many lights were on the Griswold’s house in Christmas Vacation? 2. Finish this line from How the Grinch Stole Christmas: “It came without packages, boxes or __.” 3. In A Christmas Story, what gift does Ralphie receive from his aunt? (#5557709) Re: First Christmas Quiz
(#5557521) Time to vote for your favorite Thanksgiving pun
(#5557518) First Christmas Quiz
Posted by hoot on 2 Dec 2023 at 4:30AM Question: In the classic Christmas movie, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, the Grinch was described with three words. What are they?Please send your answer to me not on this board! ==Along with the number on the token you want.(#5556399) Re: New Pun is
(#5556368) Re: New Pun is
(#5556347) Re: New Pun is
(#5556345) Re: New Pun is
Posted by IDamian on 28 Nov 2023 at 7:38AM (#5556344) Re: New Pun is
Posted by rabbitoid on 28 Nov 2023 at 7:32AM The turkey goes "Gobble Gobble". I love it when food comes with instructions.
(#5556341) New Pun is
(#5556339) Winner of Halloween Puns - hoot
(#5555957) Re: Time to vote for our Halloween Puns
Posted by jroyster on 27 Nov 2023 at 8:38AM I loved them all, so I closed my eyes and ran my mouse up and down the list real fast so I didn't know where I was, and where I stopped is where I voted.
(#5555884) Re: Grandfather
Posted by Londoner on 27 Nov 2023 at 3:13AM Grandfather finally figured out why people wrote on him every time he stood still - he was stationary!
(#5553780) Time to vote for our Halloween Puns
Posted by hoot on 19 Nov 2023 at 5:14AM (#5552485) Grandfather
Posted by jroyster on 13 Nov 2023 at 7:13PM I didn't care much for my grandfather when I was growing up, but once I had a kid he became a great grandfather.
|
©2000-2024 GoldToken.com LLC. All rights reserved. |