I've looked around the room and don't know who the clown is...

Clown?

is there a sircus in town?

Who sent in the clowns??

I'm a fool.

Anyone disagree?

I will disagree until u make me laugh (or is that a jester?)

Surely you just...

Im not very good on horseback and those big pointy sticks scare me

OK, and I'm sorry I called you Surely.

its a common mistake.. Shirley likes to dress up to look like me

Is that an April fool, or an apricot fool?

yep, i'm ok!

your icon had me freaked out for a minute... i thought it was a head.. with a beanie hat.. but then an eyeball just popped right out at me.. rofl

you must have been tired or need more jello

jello is kinda scary too

but is it self-aware?

im not even sure that IM self-aware...

Let us be thankful for fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~~ Mark Twain

The advance in design of computer chips and the subsequent increase in processor speed has finally allowed mankind to translate a formerly indecipherable phrase...


Klaatu barada nikto means Gort, do Klaatu a solid.

I'll have to remember that. I wonder if Ash knew that when he went for the book in Army Of Darkness.

I just read the plot to that movie!

One might ask where does Gort come in? Gort appears not to be refered to in the phrase Klaatu barada nikto. Well, in this language, and this is where it got tricky, the last a in barada informs the receiver of the message that it is for him/her/it/. A general statement would be Klaatu barad nikto.

This twist would have come in handy for the people who translated another phrase into To Serve Man. They would have realized in time that it was...a cookbook!

I already exist.

Replace me?

Self-deletion is not an option...

Don't delete yourself...what would we do without Robyn...the merry men will no longer be merry and Maid Marion would be an old maid say it ain't so!!!

how do you know u REALLY exist? perhaps you are a figment of MY imagination

Confucius say:
If I exist, therefore I am.

Berkeley non, Confucius oui.

Some might ask, "Why not Berkeley?"

My answer, "Berkeley never did me a solid."

For it was written in a Dialogue of Philonous :

"Existensimus ergo meam".

I think that was supposed to be a secret....

As Confucius said:
"I never said half of the quotes attributed to me. I blame the Interwebz"

His secret name was Confuse-us, but everyone knew him as Bill from over the way...

I always thought Bill was from Overde Way... but couldn't find it on a map.

neal diamond's chair didnt even hear him!

I'd rather read anything joe black writes than listen to what any philosopher says. He's too funny.

I don't exist, therefore I am not.

I exist there, four I am.

Will.i.am?

No, you.will.pm. I.will.am

i am i said?

Neal Klaatu Diamond!

"I'll be, what I am — a Solitary Man".

I yam what I yam! -Popeye

i fell off my chair trying to read badgers last post..
tyvm

well, I fell off my post trying to read your chair ema.

Careful Ocirne, I think she is trying to get you to sit in it!

ooo i want.....

I'm not sitting in that chair again.

oh but it's so pretty... and it talks to me nice too

I'll take a green variegated thread.

Speaking of green, I need some more jello pleeeeease... :

Be sure to share

Oh, yes!!! Thank you so much, Laura!

This jello tastes stringy

dont ask.. just smile... eat the jello... never question... some things you just dont WANT to know....

has anyone seen my shoe laces??

/me looks innocent

you did not make shoelaces pasta AGAIN???

And without offering?

of COURSE not.. it was jello...

think im crazy?

ermmm....

ahem....

what was the question again?

...nuts.

squirrels

...are there any other committed jello takers here?

oh that is sooo cool! i would love some blue to match my fur!!! lol

we owe our gratitude to PAMBO for her own special recipe green jello....

Ken actually prefers orange jello with whipped cream swirled in; a dreamsicle in a cup.
Oh, and with nuts..... nuts I say!

Here they are: no nuts.

Hey--we're already surrounded by nuts!!!!!

You mean like

Of course. I'm of the cracked variety.

Naturally lol.

Awww, nuts. ...thanks.

thx!

Thanks Ema there are so many people on this site now. I remember when it was less than 1000
That was the good old days..lol... Oh what was her name Pam? with the tool box.

That was PK

tortured me for years in this ward! still have the drill holes to prove it!!

Awesome! Thanks, Badger! I even got a cherry on top!

The cherry was far easier than doing nuts lol.

have a few of our guests jump on top!

Actually, it's just right!

Any peanut butter jello? With nuts?

You won't find anything with peanut butter here. It is not a food item but an illegal weapon of mass destruction.

how about a nice piece of toast with marmite then?

thank you Dr John for letting us peanut butter is harmful.

I want chocolate jello with p-nut-butter on the bottom, whipped cream and cherry on top - or I cut loose with the green fog.

Joe gets the sandwich 'cause he asked first, so I guess bruno gets to cut loose....

This is the last of our mental ward jello issues this month. But hey, it's been fun!!

it is such a joy for a nurse when we put the jello to rest for a while <8).........

I'm happy to share mine around!

the pirate in me needs to nibble on some of chester's lime jello "Scurvy be gone... Arrr!"

How could Peter Pan create a weapon of mass destrution? I'm losing my belief.

but peter could really fly! tinkerbell told me!!

Can't believe I've only just been admitted to this ward. Feel like I'm at home already

ahem... you've been here for 5 years...

oh never mind

LOL Only found this DB 2 days ago though!

have you got your slippers and robe w no arms yet?

Here they are

Oh WOW! Thank you......just what I've always wanted!

great asst nurse flwgl....oh i cant remember how to spell ur name..where is your name tag? you'll be doing boiler room shifts

name tag is here, but you forgot your

Ah, I think I figured out why nurse emma is partial to green.....

just looking at the world in color! thx for my glasses!~

llwgrl...

i think i i have an i missing...were the glasses in the boiler room,?

Nope, they were on the top of your head again

llwgirl = Laura Lee W

(last time I checked i was a girl)

no in there

i thot i saw an i llwgIrl! and can we turn left<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

What have we gotten yourselves into?

I'm back! Is there any green jello?

Look what i found in the corner!

Eek!

Yummy! Thanks, Grover!

Hope your all tucked in with a big bowl of green jello.. Good night.

try to take a mental health day.......
help my inbox isn;t safe!
i really must spend more time here..i'm starting to feel normal

Ahh, you know we luvs ya!

presents!

presents??? where? I'm here I want one

no but i got a

Aw, you shouldn't have....

be still my heart.. but forgot to tell u, they are toilet tissue flowers!

I want presents too!!!!

what u think this is??

It's x-mas again? whoopie!

Oh goodie!! Even more PRESENTS!!!!! :DANCING:

OK, presents for Don't say I never gave you anything.

oh, my favorite kind of jello!! thx badger

My pleasure!!

Green is my flavourite, too!

that is all

That's good enough for me.

my thoughts exactly

You are not supposed to think here.

error 404: thinking not found

Operations error, replace operator and continue.

I'm afraid that's what my last girlfriend said.

oops?

Now that was unnecessary Badger

I knew you wrote this response without even looking at your name, Superkaempe!! LOL

tsk tsk Shimshin,

if thinking is not allowed on here,

knowing is definitely a big no-no.

Laughing Out (Really) Loud is, on the other hand, certainly in.

Then I shall Laugh REALLY Out Loud now! Can you hear me?

of course I can hear you.

Sure my room is only down the corridor from yours.

Where is Nurse Ema when we need her????

Let's everyone go post in her comments and drive her truly nuts! ----->>>> ema 

lol
rofl

What, am I the only one who is going to taunt her in her comments??

too much work Badger... all these pills they give us make me sooo sleepy...

wait, was I just talking to a BADGER there????

That's not so bad; I was talking to an ocirne, what ever that is

hey, don't ask ME what I look like; I haven't been allowed near real mirrors in a VERY long time....

Thanks. I was wondering what the story was behind this posting:

it is all so tiny

magnify

you got your glasses on backwards.

Make mine blue!

Hey! I want the blue one...well, ok, green will do. But only if it's jello green.

I can go dark blue & you can go light blue.

Maybe so, but I've discovered that jello green is so tasty!

you're wondering how I knew.

its cause i work at the zoo

about your plans to make me blue.

I heard it through the grapevine...

Compromise between women and men for movie night...Zero Love Thirty...Jennifer Aniston breaks up with Osama Bin Laden, then shoots him.

and she's not there.

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the colour of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But






she's not there

the Zombies

Everyone's a zombie till that first cup of coffee.

and I never have been here. I just wish I could find somewhere I can remember having been.

My problem is I think I have already been wherever I have gone.

but I am there

It's plain to see why we're all here.

Faith Hill says "There You'll Be"

Faith Hill can say anything she wants.

The Beatles say "here, there and everywhere"

They also speak of a Nowhere Man ~ he must be living in a hole in the somewhere...

the lights are on but nobody here is home.

I do not know if anyone is here or not, my elevator does not go to the top floor

I allways wanted an elevitator

I can't tell if the lights are on or not. It's too dark to see if the switch up or down......

Can you not just turn on the light and check?

If the light swithch is up it's on, unless there are two in which cace the other might be up aand this one down. Of course both might be up or down.

When it was up it was up and when it was down it was down and when it was only halfway up it was neither up nor down...

If the light switch is turned on and noboby is there to see it is it still dark?

... They really were coming to get me.

I appologise for not posting in a while, but this is down to 2 reasons. I had to leave my lodgings in a hurry after my car was attacked on my drive overnight and except for my phone I was without internet facilities. And the second being I didn't realise I had a membership running!

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Or maybe that should be B-A-D-G-E-R M-O-U-S-E!

They are spelling big words again!

Oh, I like that one!

Cridgely drew a breath, placed it in a frame and hung it on the wall. If he were ever going to nail the errant Plunk, a fresh new outlook would have to be opened.
Alas, it was jammed shut. Five hundred paces to the north, a gentle stirring filled the soup bowls as mendicant viziers
rambled incoherently, as if trying to make
contact with a ruined civilisation. Lush foliage hampered their vision but not their
voices. "Gronzo bonzo, Gronzo bonzo, Gronzo
bonzo," the mantra of their tribe floated
like a disembodied chorus from South Pacific, filtering through the jungle canopy and finally falling at the feet of an incredulous Cridgely.

As i wander through these sumptuous apartments bathed in an ethereal sadness,
i reach out to touch the hand of a ghostly
image forming mistily from my Welsh Dresser
of memories. "Who art thou?" "Oh get a grip
Cridgely, its me Dapplefoot!"
With a sigh of relief, Cridgely threw a coconut shell on the fire and exclaimed:

Where is Gronzo Plunk?

In the cafeteria?

Eccentrics are born not made. Nourish your eccentricity unto the full bloom of madhood, and the crazies will all snap their lob-wedges in celebration.

A final thought:
If the truth were not so well hidden
then the fun of searching for it would
be in vain.

And fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.

ooey gooey was a worm

And he tasted ooey gooey.

Should have added him to the green jello with the carrots and grapes.